Jen made me get this.
ccaracal:

Peekaboo by Stephan Brauchli

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

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Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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AHHH THE FLOOF

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OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK

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People also call them puppies 

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HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE

THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM  I’M GOING TO CRY

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WHAT

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THE

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HELLL

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Name five random things about yourself and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers. I was tagged by bonedaddyds.

1. I didn’t get my license until I was 23. 

2. I had my adenoids out twice, because they grew back after the first surgery. 

3. I am traveling outside the US for the first time this October - Mexico!

4. I am planning on going to Vegas next year for my 30th, and there will be male strippers and a helicopter ride to the Grand Canyon. Join me!

5. I am absolutely terrified of roaches. I can barely type the word. 

Whoever else wants to do this, go for it!

So I enjoy my food naked?

So I enjoy my food naked?

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

kreiderchris:


"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

Big brother Jensen (x)

He probably regretted moving the chair as soon as he saw Jared attempting to get it back.